I thought bumper stocks were banned.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

Toss ‘em on the trash heap of history and move on. Being forgotten is one of the best punishments for these abusive fucks.

The plot of The Fountainhead, a genius creator telling critics they don’t understand anything, sounds a lot like the plot of Birdman. I thought Birdman was kind of bullshit too.

Simple answer is do nothing different with the ones you own, but don’t buy anymore of them or otherwise support him. If it bothers you to look at his face then copy the recipes you like out and recycle the books, then call them your own recipes and get a little giggle knowing you stole them from the pig.

James Van Der Beek playing himself in that show is downright amazing. I found him annoying in all of his previous roles, but he redeemed himself forever with his role in Don’t Trust The Bitch in Apartment 23. Comic genius.  

Totally underrated: Don’t Trust The Bitch in Apartment 23. In particular, the “Monday June” episode, where Chloe drugs June and she blacks out for two days, only to discover that she was her absolute best self while blacked out. I don’t know why it makes me laugh so much, probably just the clip where she’s in her…

The Washington State Department Of Transit estimates 40,000 pounds of feathers is equivalent to the plumage of 2,300 chickens.

I presume you went above 30mph and also refueled

That last picture looks fantastic. But, nothing will convince me to not use my instant pot to pressure cook (followed by quick broil) and have tender delicious ribs ready in 30 min.

“Many of our students citizens have emotional and behavioral needs and [that] leads to aggression electing a shithead for president.”

To focus on Alabama for a moment: 98% of Black Women voted for Doug Jones over Roy Moore. 98%!!! Meanwhile, 57% of white college educated women voted for Moore. College educated!!! Over 70% of voters said that the allegations of sexual assault were not a factor in their decision about this race. So the fact that Black…

“Obama’s success as a normal and morally-sound president only fired up their resentment even more.” <- Just needed to quote this for emphasis!

“Black women are moving from winning elections for others to winning elections for themselves.”

I was distracted by the obviously fake beer belly.

I think it’s also important to remember that loving another person and being in each other’s lives can manifest differently from the standard married and cohabitating dynamic we are sold as being the ideal. That may not work for everyone, and it’s ok if both parties are agreeable to the alternatives.

The DeVos’s are the founders of Amway. Need I say more?