I drive all day in city traffic and regularly avoid accidents that would have been someone elses fault. Over many hundreds of thousands of miles, Ive gotten very good at recognizing when someone is about to do something stupid.

Can rocks have a “stand your ground” defense?

I’d install a giant ramp instead, so people would just fly over my house and land in the neighbors back yard.

Next ‘victim’ would likely just mow it down on their way to the living room.

It’s funny unless you are making self-driving cars.

she’ll prolly just blame the letters on a Black Man. that seems to do the trick whenever white women are in trouble for anything.

All her friends claim they don’t know anyone who voted for trump and to stop blaming white women

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.

Chris Rock put it succinctly: “Men are only as faithful as their options.”

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if…

Another “duh!” moment, brought to you by people who think they’re being useful.

Romancing the Stone had a Bronco (II?). “My little mule, she is fireproof!”

Gotta lock up that beard early if you want a (R) next to your name.

62 million Americans happily held their noses on the “family values” front during this election to vote for a thrice married serial cheater who assaults women for sport and sexualizes teenager girls, including his own daughter.

Gee, that dealership service model isn’t looking so bad eh?

Indeed, most Tesla owners hold the ownership experience in very high regard. The brand came in first in a Consumer Reports satisfaction survey.

The experience has “definitely made me more of a cautious driver,” while commenting on his 5 month+ wait for his repairs

“THEY ARE CRIMINALS. AMERICA IS A WHITE NATION,”

So black people fighting for black lives are using old racist tactics to keep other black people/minorities from places of higher learning? Wow, white mental gymnastics take a lot of energy. I wonder how they find time for anything else!