How did comedians get lumped with football coaches and cops? Seriously... whats your logic here?

These Star Wars themed Insta-Pots should be scaled for the small version. I suspect there will be a lot of single serve meals prepared in them. 

I predict that someone at NBC, or another network, will recognize the loss and give Gabrielle her own show. She obviously has a voice, uses it, and people that want to hear it. Seems like a no-brainer for a reasonable way forward.

I’ve never understood a word she’s sung in her “good years”. Could it be worse? 

“I can uncle like a motherfucker.”

Why, in the name of all metric tools, did they not make a Z8 out of this instead?

A 1963 Corvair will not get you laid.

Isn’t his thing to be bombastic so that others will write and talk about him? Funny thing is... it works. His take is obviously incorrect, as usual, yet numerous media outlets have continued to cover his silliness with the utmost sincerity. He’s a master at generating heat with no light while the media fuels his…

Jose Cil must have never been to China. KFC is huge there. Its bigger than McDonald’s and Popeye’s is going to make a mark with 1500 stores? They’re already way behind in that race.

Didn’t Tango and Cash Drive that thing?

Sounds familiar. You’ve made the right move. Now, enjoy your holidays with friends or travel instead. 

I blame Subaru for those “Dog family driving” commercials. Gave the pups some bad ideas.

You’re doing the good work, sir. Order from chaos.

I like a vehicle body design I can easily replicate with plywood. It looks like a piece of A/C duct work.

Body design can be easily replicated in plywood. 

“Literally Bulletproof”. WTF? Let’s try that first.

Any good Domino’s dough slapper could easily beat that assembly time. Target time for a cheese pizza from start to out the door was 7 minutes. 

....and brakes, and gas, and insurance.

“Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches”

He didn’t write those. Melania translated Putin’s latest words into bigly letters.