I got laid last night and now this!?!?  The Gods are smiling on me. 

Have fun, send it, then send pics!

DAY-UM! My app dating experience shows that women can use these apps for free drinks or dinners. I didn’t they were branching out into mechanic work too. CYA, indeed.

You’re a damned hero! Need a copilot?

Your Uber has arrived. 

The first “Sbarro’s” I ever saw was in Times square. From what I remember there were multiple Sbarro’s in times square. Every time after that, I saw them in a dying mall somewhere. 

Here in SoCal, I’ve invented some new ones since moving here.

I had no idea that Rice Balls were a thing. Now, I need this in my face! Today!  This version looks doable as it reduces the steps and removes the deep frying. Thanks for fleshing out my shopping list. 

Sounds like a subplot for “Silicon Valley”. Start making “Product A” end up making “Service 1423". Thanks for the history.

Human lampshades are uncool, but this is just fine?

I didn’t know it was a game until now. All my driving friends mentioned the speed trap thing first.  Hmm... lean product development 

True, the algorithm accounts for reported sightings and attempts to maintain accuracy. This is how that feature got refined. It can still be fooled, just takes more orchestration than cops can provide now. 

Back when Waze started up, the speed trap feature was the selling point. Then, it was found out that the police were using it to setup false locations for speed traps by reporting it themselves. The false location was then added to the Waze map app for everyone to see as “real”. Lying for the sake of public safety is…

Where, in the name of all things ‘70's, is the damned wood grain applique? This car looks unfamiliar without that tacky shit. 

This is the only correct answer. 

Sphincter Factor = 8.75 (record)

I took my certification training at this place. The bus has been there for a while. There used to be a wrecked 1960's Mustang down there, too. On the lower end of the overhead view, there used to be a swimming section that was separated from the dive area. It looked like a dump on the bottom after many years of trash…

WTF! I lived in Huntsville for 15 years and never heard of this. Damn!

Or... just not have one in your neighborhood.I grew up back east without this chain and I recently moved to California where TJ’s is an option. I visited it once, sampled, and needed no more. Maybe it’s a local thing.

It was an early number off the line with several problems. It went to the shop many times. I had them check the mileage, fuel system, and logs. They always said that was about average.