Is this similar to when I carry my vodka around in one of those hand sanitizer bottles? Or how about when I’ve disguised my vape pen as an asthma inhaler?

That’s my model!!! He’s building this off a model I created from the movie stills. He talks about it in episode 1. 

I had two different friends that did time. The “nachos-in-a-frito-bag” recipe may have been born inside jails or prisons. 

I was wondering what Kristen was taking to the Area 51 raid.

Taking that username seriously. Impressive punning.

I just saw my first one live last year at a show on Rodeo drive. Amazing cars. Panteras have always been a favorite. But, the Mangusta is breathtaking in person. 

Designers do this like artists signing a canvas. It identifies the creator in a small personal way. It looks like the common approach of tagging the lower right corner on the front of the work. 

I always wondered why “Between Two Ferns” was absurd, hipster, trash. Now I know. Scott Aukerman is the connective tissue for so many things I don’t like. Awkward isn’t funny. It’s awkward. Intended awkwardness is just rude. 

Fools! It was Melania, in the Lincoln Bedroom, with the a giant strap on while Putin looks on for good measure.  

Righto. Her sex tape had a press agent. Just like everything else she’s done. 

Sounds like a friend of mine in high school back in Alabama. He totaled multiple vehicles and never got hut. The spitfire died when he slalomed the mid-lane reflectors at 70 mph or so. No one could tell how many flips it did. He walked away, again.  

Can confirm same with 1989 Mustang. Lateral tilt was eliminated but quick stops and starts could still cause spills.

This is peak Kinja. Thanks.

Can someone get that old man into a retirement home? That’s the only place his rambling ass story could be shared.  The story made him sound like Abe Simpson, not Abe Lincoln.

Pop stars use relationships as career fuel. With auto-tune, everyone can sing. So, they have to maintain their public profile by acting out and being “controversial”. Personal relationships mean very little to a narcissist. These two are fine examples. 

Besmirch? Is that one of those limited edition sauces? Like a Sriracha Bechamel?

Have fun. Learn lots. And, run up a big expense tab.

This was a debate. Castro used Biden’s own words against him. This legitimate tactic calls out Biden’s lack of logic, which his the first priority of argument. If Castro can do this, so can many others.

It’s all fun until someone gets hurt.

Argh! Head becomes battleground.