So if people feel that it has a medical benefit, the medical advisers have to tell you that. We have joint advisers...

The last time I saw three highly punchable faces lined up like that was ...

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Also, sun is hot.  

It’s good to read things!

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

This is my favourite excerpt.

Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing

The most hypocritical part of this is that he will likely get fined, BUT NBA TV, which is owned by the NBA, publicized this outburst and credited it for its “emotions.”

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

You know, I’m starting to think this guy isn’t as good a negotiator as he claims he is.

Even though I think it’s reasonable to call this close of a loss a success, never forget how adept democrats are at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

Eating popcorn while watching professional athlete grandson play is some life of kings shit.

Premium, dude! She needs premium!!

Why I’m Leaving New York essays are the most annoying pieces of writing to me. It’s a place. Live here or don’t. Literally nobody cares, and your personal decision about whether to live here or not does not make or break the city.

Waiting for the experiment showing that wine makes condoms taste great. Oh wait that’s been done, it’s called “my twenties.”

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.