Pepperidge Farm remembers

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Soooo ugly

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

Looking at this picture, Justin won’t be allowed into USA anymore

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

“Bitch, you gonna be outta a job tomorrow. Fuck-ass nigga.”

Here’s how he supports his student-athletes:

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

“fervent supporter of organizations like PETA”