Meanwhile, Brandon Marshall just admitted he didn’t remember a three touchdown game from 2014 because he was on so many painkillers at the time but sure, don’t let players use the wacky-tabacky.
Ya dicks.

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

Inject needle - extract DNA - fill in gaps with frog DNA - billions.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

He’s still not gonna fuck you man.

Send out a fake article about oxygen being used by minorities to influence the majority and ask them to stop breathing?

Maybe he is just tying his shoe...

The phrase Pony Up Daddy has a different meaning to me.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

If it came in rose gold I know at least one of your staff that would buy it.

It’s good to see that a league that allows this to be on the field is so concerned about the fashion sense its players exhibit.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

“That’s clearly a travel”

Welcome to the post-fact world Barry.

The openness with which they operate so hideously - avoiding a paper trail, no written report, paying settlements - is proof that this whole thing is just ‘the cost of doing business’ to them. Like a bullet list “we need new helmets, a popcorn machine for the locker room, new pipes in the shower room, pay off a…

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

The 5 days listening to "Do Me Johnny Boker" while I playtested this game still haunt me. Love the shanties, but that song. Seriously.