you will eat that fucking Hershey bar and waive a little american flag while doing it, commie.

I’ve only had luck with spring traps, they are deadly and efficient. And I can vouch for mice eating eachother. Two mice had the unfortunate luck of falling into an empty plastic bucket in my garage, I found them both dead, but one of the mice had eaten the head off the other one before he expired. gross.

People given a concussion test always think they aced it, because their brain is fucked up.

“We want to carry our metal fire-penises into games!!!”

Allen Jackson always looked like someone that would work at a power plant to me.

Problably sore from waxing that Munn ass.

Ask our ass-bag of a Govenor, Mike Pence, how southern Indiana faired without a Planned Parent Hood office location.

I don’t have one myself, but I know lots of other brewers who swear by them.

I don’t have one myself, but I know lots of other brewers who swear by them.

I thought this was a picture of Kevin from The Office at first.

I feel the exact same way.

That fat fuck is only worried about real football games that he can go to and spend thousands of tax payer dollars on foot and booze.

Wearing some Brown ones right now. I’ve worn them for over a year and they still look great.

It was damn near impossible to rent this book from the library. Every kid wanted it.

That’s criminal!!

“where my hoes at?”

Suspended without pay. Sounds like a fucking vacation bro!

Snake Eyes is the best in my opinion, from a character and figure standpoint. Probably my favroite figures from a sentimental standpoint would be Airtight, Barbeque, and the Crimson Guard. My parents got that for me for christmas when I was 4 and they were my first of many GI Joes. I also remember sci-fi because my…

they are the shittiest tacos ever. and i like them for some god awful reason.

Black church sounds awesome, except for the heat and the time length