I agree on all points. 4 was great, and I really enjoyed Unity. I guess I don’t get all the hate for Unity. 3 could have been really awesome, but it was way too linear.

Yes on all points. The problem is he thinks he’s the smartest mother fucker in the room, and he ain’t.

AWOL. I”m not sure that applies to this situaiton.

well it’s goddamn wonderful!

This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.

They are still great shirts!

“My idiot cousin from Louisiana does this shit all the time, it’s easy! I’ll just blind him, jump on his back and.. SHIT FUCK SHIT AAAHHH!!!!”

They must have the Best Fans in Softball for anyone to notice.

I’m guilty of knowing when to retire a T shirt. I’m working on it GODDAMMIT!

Everyone would benefit from more kolsch beers.

“hop onto the IPA bandwagon”

Sometimes old technology becomes romanticized in time. This does not appear to be the case. I love something like this that is so low-fi, but beloved for practical reasons.

This was me two weeks ago, if you replace the grill with a pot of hot oil and the guinea pig with a perfectly brined turkey.

“holy shit, free bread slices?? STFU STEVE GODDAMIT! we can finally eat real sandwiches.” -Other Smash Mouth bandmates.

Bitters tend to be on the maltier side, and a true ESB uses mostly English hops, malt, and yeast. A session IPA has the classic west coast IPA characteristics, clean yeast profile, american hops, and predominately american malts, but with a lower ABV.

I could go for a beef and ched right about now.

As a former bank employee, and one who was robbed, it is incredibly easy. BUT, you rob a bank and get caught, it’s usually a sentence in a federal pound me in the ass prison. Not really work 5-6k. Another interesting note, if you rob a bank without a weapon, but you state you do have one, that’s armed robbery.

I’ve never heard of this drink. I must make this drink.

There aren’t a lot of people in history that i wouldn’t root for if they went toe to toe with Cowherd.

Man, and i thought I was white. Yeeesh!