My favorite part was when you called him Horse Fucker. ha!

YES!

“When we get the check, make sure we take pictures of ourselves with it, depositing it in our bank account. Also, make sure the memo lines clearly states ‘bribe’. This is fun!”

Overrated is pretty good. Honestly, I haven’t had a bad beer from them.

Love Furious. They do a season double or triple IPA called Abrasive that is ridiculously awesome.

Tragic.

Total dick move to do something like that to people riding a pedal pub. But, I have to say, Pedal Pubs are the dumbest thing.

Godspeed

That would be my own version of hell.

the diarrhea part was funny

My dad once put sugar on this fries instead of salt, because he hated wearing glasses. He said “these fries taste kind of funny...” i looked at the salt package and it was sugar. We had a hearty laugh, and then he just kept on eating the fries.

Amateur is being generous.

Sexual Donut was my stripper name in college.

sounds like the start of a hot high school make out session.

If i don’t have beer to make chili, i don’t make chili. it is essential!

And he woulda too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

“Fuck you mother fuckers. I WIN!” -Da Bull

I typically don’t care for fruit beers or Belgian beers, but this is one of the best beers I’ve had in a long time. Founders just kills almost everything they brew, it’s absurd.

Jesus. so much white-upper middle class name garbage.

This beer is really really good