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Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

He truly could not distinguish his Ass from a Hole in the ground. Guess his Physician/Surgeon/Lawyer Sons got any semblance of intelligence from their Mother.

Cool spoiler.

“We shoulda had more time.”

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

I don’t know, maybe some kind of noun that indicates my humanity? There’s this really common word that I know a lot of men are afraid to utter out loud, begins with a “w”.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.