You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

This was the best moment of the game, hands down. DEAD-EYED ELI STARE.

I think Eli agrees with Drew.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

How can you do anything but laugh at that? All that drivel all day long about the legacy of his illustrious HOF career and his undying love of the game, then in one fell swoop he makes it all about the money and nothing more. You’ve been had again, NFL fans, now run along and go get drunk like a good lad, hmmm?

What are the odds he applied to, and was rejected by, Stanford?

Much to their Chelgren...?

Chelgren was less upset about the exact jokes in the performance than the fact that they weren’t corny enough.

This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

Are you new to both reading AND the internet? When has knowledge ever stopped someone from commenting. And mea culpa on the grammatic abuse of “caveat”.

do you get mad every time you see an ad for kotex?

Don’t read it then. MMA is safer than boxing and American football and many enjoy the spectacle of athletes that are world class in a number of skill sets battle against each other. Dont listen to Greg about race in the UFC.

I’ve always taken the matchmaking rule to be that if you lose a title fight via a decision, you get a rematch; if you lose a title via submission or KO, you have to win a rematch to get another title shot.

“At their respective peaks, they could’ve been a match made in heaven.”

Minus Yaya? Maybe.

I would argue that it was an attempted RKO that Clay blocked at the last moment. As a knower of pedantic wrestling facts, you would know that Randy Orton never hits the first RKO, but always the second one “out of nowhere.”

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.