Sure. It's the only Winn Jags fans will see this year.

My son is also named Bortles.

The Temple Of Groom

Of all the places I would prefer to spend my time, a small pool used by hundreds of Floridians in an NFL stadium is pretty low on the list.

At least the team is as shitty as the city it's in

With all due respect, I hate you.

Wait, is Winn Dixie still around?!

UCF fans still can't figure out why Bortles transfered to an in-state Junior College

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

If I had a dollar for every time I've woke up believing I was the son of God I'd own the Cowboys by now

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

Is she handcuffed with her pants pulled down? If it weren't for the smiles on the girls' faces, I would think this a prelude to the eventual Requiem for a Dream finale,

What is happening in this one? Where's Jerry? What's she sitting on? Is that an arm?

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.

Woman: Oh . . . oh my. I guess everything really is bigger in Texas . . .

D&B all the way

There was some debate in our chat room about which choice of words is funnier: crotch, or dick and balls? I maintain that "dick and balls" is funnier as long as you say it properly, it has to roll out quickly like one word: "dickandballs." Anyway, what say you, readers?

"I appreciate the attention, doll, but we've already got a starting quarterback. What do you know about blocking schemes, though?"

You can't really hurt somebody wearing a helmet by swinging at them. He could have broken Fuller's collarbone or given him a concussion pretty easily like that.

well...Someone has to teach the Bears defense how to tackle...