So two of the key witnesses involved are being charged with conduct violations in relation to "the incident", wherein that "incident" is apparently considered not to have been "an incident" as far as the star quarterback was concerned.

"An educational conversation" is the lone requirement for graduation at UNC.

He'll go on to make millions, but flame out after riding the bench for a few seasons. Then, he'll get caught doing the same thing once again, but this time will be convicted as he will have no more utility to the big money crowd.

Ah, FSU.

Wow, Jameis Winston seems determined to make Darren Sharper an after thought.

As long as he's not gay he can still look forward to a long career in the NFL.

America hates Duke so much that they didn't even include them on this map of teams that made the Sweet Sixteen in 2014.

Exsqueeze me, I don't talk about your private life on here. Please treat me with the same respect/lend me some money, THANKS.

Caffeine vs Xanax, I just can't. ........ its atrocious. ...

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

When I was in college I was sitting in the back seat of the bus on one of the first days of the year, and this towering african american with sad eyes and a pile of dreadlocks stacked on top of his head got on after me. The dreadlocks brushed the ceiling of the bus so after a few steps he stooped slightly to gain…

Worse, if you went 5 years in the future and the world was a smoldering ruin.

I'd just like to point out that faces were melted in Raiders by the holiest of terrors, not an unholy terror.

As President, you're allowed to dedicate at least one percent of your duties to whimsy. You have no choice. Have you SEEN what that job does to people? Those guys age 50 years after 10 days in office. Obama looks like SHIT now, just like Bush II looked like shit for eight straight years. They look like someone…

Has Seth never heard of Laffy Taffy? It never fails that there is waaaaaaay more banana Laffy Taffy in a bag than any other flavor.

Falling off a cliff into the mouths of waiting alligators?

The only thing worse than banana runts is banana Laffy Taffy (Note: All Laffy Taffy is shitty, but banana flavored is the goddamned worst.)

With regard to Indiana Jones Deaths, you forgot getting caught in a rock crusher and getting crushed to death, from Temple of Doom. That had to be unpleasant.