Oh god. I just realized my mistake. Tired college newspaper writer Cill Bosby is tired. :(

I'm sure your column isn't so bad.

PREACH!

Did you really expect anything else?
They also support small government, but they want it in every bedroom in the land and in every uterus.

But republicans, free market, and what have you...

So much for right-wingers who claim to support the "invisible hand of the free market". Seems that only applies when it works in the favor of their preferred lobbyists' industry...

I wrote a column about this and similar legislation that is pending in Washington State. It is terrible. Good luck Mr Musk. I'd buy a Tesla if I could afford one.

Musk, if you do read this, know that Christie is a jackass and won't do anything till you send him 30,000 Twinkies and a few million dollars under the table.

I guess we know what Rick Reilly is doing with his free time now.

Are you 89 years old?

reported for racism

This CB beefing is pretty harmless. Just ask Antonio Cromartie about the dangers of porking.

Anti-vaxers are the 9/11 truthers of public health.

That's so horrifyingly frightening.

Cavallari

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism."

now I have pregnancy brain

Is there a vaccination that prevents apathy?

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism." [Proceeds to talk for several minutes straight without noticing surrounding reactions.]