Is it just me, or does it look crooked?

Which is everything that is wrong with the US military.

So let me get this straight. You're complaining about a man, who is the leader and pioneer of the most important milestone in modern personal transportation? The man who made the a vehicle that is top luxury, faster than most super cars, relatively affordable, and is all electric?

Yeah... I get it. Its super easy to make fun of Tesla and the perceived playthings of the rich they produce. But Tesla deserves way more credit than this article alludes to. Tesla is even now a TINY automaker with production that doesn't even make a blip on the radar compared to GM, Ford, Toyota and other major…

Saw one in person and I actually like it with 4 doors for some reason. It seems to even out the lengthened front overhang. But who am I kidding we all know 99% of the comments coming will be about how its a "Maxi" and it a sacrilege to the old gen 1 models from the 60s blah blah blah.

In that case they should airdrop it over the Himalayas or something to troll future archaeologists.

Just switch on GrassMatic and DirtTronic and OffroadAssist Plus, you are good to go.

This is a lot less attractive than the old car.

You know you would.

That's not a V8 740.

dacia sandero

Now, let's talk styling. No, the 996 isn't the most attractive car in the world. But when you go home tonight, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: Am I the most attractive human in the world? Of course you aren't. You're probably mediocre. You're probably in the bottom 50 percent, overall. In fact, and I…

Just because its black doesn't make it a Vader car. Although not racing, I don't think you can beat the Maybach Excelero as the perfect Vader car. Luxurious enough for someone that rules over the galaxy and certainly has enough force to break through any rebel blockade with that big pompous Vader like grill up front.

What the hell happened?

if it had flooded one more compartment, she would have sunk.

BIKE RACK!

Classic interview from 1974, Lauda and Montezemelo in younger version. Ignore Niki's eyeroll at 0:56 when Luca says it's a good car :)

This is quite possibly the best and most useful Lifehacker post of all time.

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MDMA.