Is it just me, or does it look crooked?

Which is everything that is wrong with the US military.

You are missing two biggies:

Kevin Spacey isn't really crippled, he's actually an alien named K-Pax.

Quick! To the PASSWORDS folder!

Also obligatory.

So let me get this straight. You're complaining about a man, who is the leader and pioneer of the most important milestone in modern personal transportation? The man who made the a vehicle that is top luxury, faster than most super cars, relatively affordable, and is all electric?

Yeah... I get it. Its super easy to make fun of Tesla and the perceived playthings of the rich they produce. But Tesla deserves way more credit than this article alludes to. Tesla is even now a TINY automaker with production that doesn't even make a blip on the radar compared to GM, Ford, Toyota and other major…

Saw one in person and I actually like it with 4 doors for some reason. It seems to even out the lengthened front overhang. But who am I kidding we all know 99% of the comments coming will be about how its a "Maxi" and it a sacrilege to the old gen 1 models from the 60s blah blah blah.

"Hey man! I was saving those for later!"

In that case they should airdrop it over the Himalayas or something to troll future archaeologists.

Just switch on GrassMatic and DirtTronic and OffroadAssist Plus, you are good to go.

This is a lot less attractive than the old car.

You know you would.

It's true... Looks like they spent billions on that video...

That's not a V8 740.

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