Maybe he was just looking to nitpick the guy.

Where did the vomit land?

There is actually some interesting stuff at Ikea and it is usually at a fair price. Plus, they have food. (Watch out for the meatballs, though.) Just don’t go there more than once a year or two and it won’t seem so bad.

Williams and goddamn Sonoma. (I know, not exactly original.) Every time I go in there I think about how, instead of getting this cutting board, I could buy a plane ticket to Vegas.

If the seller is a Georgia Tech alum then you can be assured that this beast is in tip-top shape.

Why does Joe Maddon love to take Jon Lester out of big postseason games when Lester is still cruising?

Damn dude, I wish you felt this strong about exercising your right to vote.

I wish someone would put a mic in front of Klinsmann.

Klinsmann must be laughing his ass off right now.

Yeah, I wouldn’t do it in VA. They are super strict on all driving laws.

Leaving the toll plaza is also a great opportunity. Disable the traction control and light em up!

It’s pretty amazing how many people in Chicago think that there is an ‘n’ in Trubisky’s name.

The Jonah Keri piece left out one very important consideration for games at NL parks: What to do with the pitcher’s spot in the lineup. If a manager decides to try a bullpen game, is he going to let relievers hit? They might not step in the batter’s box once all year and are about as automatic of an out as they get. I…

I don’t know why you feel that his article had anything to do with Atlanta’s run of 14 straight division titles. That streak ended 12 years ago. His piece makes no mention of any Braves team; it highlights struggles of starters in the 2017 playoffs.

The evil chip stacking motherfuckers of whom you speak went to jail after they wrecked their country’s financial sector.

Since my team was idle, I was not exactly plugged in to college football this weekend. But I can’t believe that this is the first time I am learning this amazing fact:

Why, a titillating story, indeed!

State St. as the safety border? You can go way west of State St. and not have to worry about crime when you are downtown. All of the West Loop is beyond State St., which includes a ton of great bars, restaurants, offices, and expensive residential property.

I love the water taxi! It would be great if it was open for a longer period of the year.

If you are looking for a place to live, consider being within walking distance from a Metra station. There are options in the city, as well as the near and far burbs.