The Jags wrecked a bunch of survivor pools yesterday. Good on ’em.

I can’t imagine waking up to see on my calendar that I am going to spend a Sunday flying across three time zones and back in order to make a show out of leaving a football game. The VP missed what will probably go down as the most exciting Colts game of the season.

For these two teams, that would be considered a win for each.

Off the top of my head, without having listened to the podcast, I gotta go with horse people as being worse. The primary reason for this being that it is much more likely that a boat person will allow friends to ride on their boat than it is a horse person will allow friends to ride on their horse. Plus multiple…

For the record, to the extent that I give a shit about hockey, the Blackhawks are my favorite team. But I do think it’s fair to question why the NHL has a team open up with a back-to-back with the second game being opening night for the opponent. The Blackhawks had months to prepare for this game, while the Penguins…

I bet that middle arm rest can fold up in order to accommodate a third passenger in the back.

I think it’s funny seeing a guy with a frosted beardlet quarterbacking an NFL team. But I’m not going to make any assumptions about him. It’s just funny because he looks funny.

Yes, it might be more accurate to classify this benefit as ‘complimentary limited connectivity for iMessage, Whatsapp, and Facebook Messenger’ rather than free texting.

As you point out, using this technology in a pursuit would seem to be lawful action by the police. But if it’s not a pursuit then it is a completely different situation. The Supreme Court ruled a few years ago that to place a GPS tracker on a car constituted a search for which a warrant is required.

Perhaps Yankees fans don’t realize this, but when fans of other ball clubs turn on national sports programming, half of the broadcast is not devoted to their local team.

When I think of poetry, I imagine the creative process to be a little more difficult than taking a mundane sentence or two, removing punctuation, and splitting it up over multiple lines.

Can anyone provide some context on that screenshot?

Gymnast stuff. You never see tall dudes in Olympic gymnast competitions, right?

^COTD in my book

I’d be all Petered out if I had to climb to the top of the stands in Yekaterinburg.

Word. You got the entire rest of the packaging as a canvas for cute. Leave the ingredient deck alone.

The complaint contains the following sentence, which proves that the lawyer representing Higgins does not know the meaning of the word ‘literally’:

That fucking sucks, pal. Wells is my mortgage servicer. Unfortunately, one cannot choose who services their mortgage.

So did they ever refund the fee? And did you get your bike?