Mandatory:

If you purchase Red Stripe in the States, it was brewed in Canada. (New Brunswick to be specific.)

I agree. Without incentives this is beyond the reach of most people who need a work truck.

If I were to gamble on an S2000, I might roll the dice with this one instead:

Isn't that Ryan Klesko looking at his phone?

Comparing Rocker to Virgil is pretty charitable. To Rocker.

Perhaps it is to be expected, given her line of work, but that reply was rather diplomatic.

I'm all for manual wagons, but this is a bit too much. Under $3500? Nice price. At $5k? You smokin' sumpin, man.

Wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec...there's a conference commissioner named BOWLsby? Holy shit, how have I not laughed at this yet?

Duh. Vanagon. It has a friggin queen-size futon, built right in...

Grandpappy should've gotten a manual.

The goalie is fairly dickish as well.

Don't forget about Southern Tech.

Drive at night, when the road is wide open.

I'd be much more interested in seeing his defensive highlights.

Neutral: Do You Take Public Transit?

When you factor in the cost of parking you will definitely spend less money by using transit.

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I think that would make it two days in a row with Spaceball references on Gawker. Sweet.

Reckless driving is defined in New York as driving that: