Does my heart good to see you back, Fahey. Your content was the main reason I came to Kotaku for quite some time. I wish you and your family the best. 

Playing through this right now on my ThinkPad. Isometric mode using the trackpoint and buttons with one hand, while the other holds a frosty beer. feelsgoodman.jpg

Totally with you there. Though I do think it’s high time for Skyrim on smartphones, complete with mods, as a side note. 

I got my PS4 copy for $5 from Redbox, get on my level. Not sure you’ll find many Switch games for outright sale there, though. 

Also you should totally read Newman on Line Webtoon if you don’t already. I feel like you would get a kick out of that one.

Conan Exiles jumps to mind there (ba dum tss). When men are objectified, though, the dick is rarely ever the object of it. It’s always the abs and the barrel chest, except in the case of porn, where these dudes have been (for the most part) practically ODing on male growth hormones and Viagra for God knows how long.…

Caillou Shippuden will make you glad that never happened

I fully agree with every point of this well-done writeup, but I’d like to add a little something. Dark Souls is also about wandering off of the path. That’s why the world is fully open like it is, and that’s why you can choose the master key from the start. Wandering off the beaten path, for the experienced, is a fun…

I can confirm they love the internal power supply. I had to replace mine just a couple of months ago because roaches flocked to it and one touched a capacitor and got fried, taking the component with it. It killed a significant portion of the PSU’s board, so I just replaced it rather than risk soldering a new…

I’ll probably go with faith for my magic stat, just because I love being a sunbro so much. Keeping Pyromancy, of course. I’ve never been big on pumping points into VIT, but I’ll try it this playthrough and see how it goes. Thanks for the advice!

>tfw I loved the hell out of Omikron and Farenheit and got super psyched about the Kara demo and really wanted this game to be good

Back in Prepare to Die(before my son nuked my synced Steam save), I got up to Anor Londo with a very peculiar multi-purpose build, and I have questions about its viability. It seemed doable in PvE and PvP, but I felt like it could be better without compromising its multi-pronged approach.

I hope you’re right. I mourn the loss of DeS online. Umbasa.

I love this so much. I played the first Yakuza on PS2 and fell in love, and haven’t gotten around to continuing the series. Now I have no Ps2(RIP), and my PS3 is awaiting a new Blu-Ray drive. The fact that I’ll be able to play the whole series on PS4 soon is amazing, especially with the addition of Yakuza 0, which I…

Can anybody in the comments section say whether this is worth a play if I’ve already played the original? I’m thinking of picking up a cheap 3DS, and this may be on my list.

Now do Friends. I want to see what Phoebe’s Stand is.

This. The classic Mega Man games are one of the best examples - with a more nuanced and detailed story, they wouldn’t have been as charming in their deceptive simplicity.

Rage-milk with fatherly disappointment... I’m imagining mixing lemon juice, goat’s milk, and a bit of lavender sweet. Just a bit.

Word from the battlefront for anybody who’s not still playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 from the PS2/GC/XB era: All games of CTF and conquest are like this. It’s fun, though. Jedi Academy has devolved into cursing at one another and maybe a few good lightsaber duels.

The GeForce Experience sells it for me, honestly. Makes things way easier on the driver management and configuration front, and enables Moonlight streaming, which is way faster and more elegant than just about anything else I’ve tried.