I plan to allow my children to stay up late for playoff baseball, saddling them with a lifelong interest in a phenomenally boring sport.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

Meanwhile, my rabbi in Framingham has mentioned Julian Edelman every fucking week since 2009.

It means that everyone knows Boston has a unique history of racism among Northern cities and that Bostonians, consistently for decades, have engaged in overt and covert acts of bigotry unknown in such upstanding cities as Chicago and Philadelphia.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

>at least it ain’t Philadelphia

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

“What level of emotionally charged, stirring victory would the Cards have to achieve to be covered positively here?”

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Kenny Lofton did this in the 1996 ALCS

It’s mostly electronical activity in the heart vs a pulse.

He might not get traded.

No, this is incorrect. You use AEDs when there is no pulse. AEDs function to detect and shock an irregular rhythm called Ventricular Fibrillation. People in V Fib are pulseless.

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

And by “no chance” I mean a “couple games” until I realize how “much money” it is and I “come back.”

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?