Tim Lincecum: Possibly part cat.

@DarrenRovell: /cums

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

he did. I was a little kid, but I remember it. My dad, a teacher, explained what torque was. I think, though I could be wrong, that Rice's broke further up the bat.

But the WORLDWIDE LEADER doesn't have any standards?

Brett Kern was immediately, randomly tested for steroids.

In case nobody has let you know yet, you are the worst writer on deadspin.

Joey Crawford: (cums)

balk.

"We love oppo jacks." UGH

Two things... one, Miami Marlins announcers are absolutely brutal to listen to it sounds like. Two, those are two very solid players to build around. Unfortunately, the Marlins can afford neither long term.

We lived in Mass in the early 90's, so B's games were on TV a fair amount; I remember watching a broadcast of a Habs-B's game at the Garden [side note: what a nasty shithole that place was by the early 90's], game goes to OT.

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

You misunderstand, Tim. That's just how they go to sleep.

The problems on Roku are especially upsetting given how rock-solid the service has been on that device. I used to run four Roku with different games; now I can barely get one up reliably.

Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.

a San Francisco nonprofit that trains people with limited resources in the act of baking