I’m most impressed that Latroy Hawkins knows how to set up and use an Instagram account.

Then we win the Super Bowl and all of a sudden there’s a line down Newbury over who gets to blow Edelman at Daisy Buchanan’s first.

I became focused on that, and less about family, death, maddening aging parents, or making amends. About love or black humor.

...Russian 15-seed Kevin Anderson

I keep having this dream in which I’m a linebacker at Notre Dame and I get catfished by this girl who pretends to die but like, I’m so deep in the lie I just run with it or some shit and hope nobody notices, but of course I get found out and it’s humiliating. Then the Chargers draft me.

My life is so boring that I have this recurring dream in which I try to get on the train, but my Metro Card scans “INSUFFICIENT VALUE.”

I think this might be closer to my initial feeling than my original comment. I got through half of Ben Marcus’ The Flame Alphabet and couldn’t finish it. It was popular, and a lot of my friends read it, and I remember them being like, “But it’s so good! What’s wrong with you?!” Reading fiction is personal and…

James Joyce.

Every time I read one of these (completely fair and often accurate) criticisms of his awkward take on women and sex and femininity, I always feel the need to point out that The Corrections made me cry. Albert wouldn’t be reading the book if he wasn’t a fan, but I’ve had one too many conversations with people who are…

Some people weren’t so thrilled when Sean McDonough lost his job either, but Orsillo is definitely weirder. His personality was a really big reason why Remy could transition back to the booth after his son, you know, uh, murdered. I think that’s overlooked. If his partner is anybody but Don, it’s uncomfortable to…

ESPN reacted about as fast as a Schilling pitch,

Also I think it’s probably “Blackman St.” ? I could be misremembering.

But can he learn the playbook? I dunno.

Any of you in the new NYC office? I work upstairs and want to know whom I can challenge to fisticuffs if I disagree with your hot takes.

Statcast video for this?

If you hire a man named “Norwood Teague,” he’s going to sexually harass someone, I mean, let’s be realistic here.

Boxing will be illegal soon.

Any incentives in Storen’s current contract that this could fuck up? Or, further, any incentives that this could fuck up that wouldn’t be covered by postseason shares?

Whoa, Shalise, 10%. Living on the edge.

Russell Martin just had an aneurysm.