“Um, why are rich white men planning to colonize other planets while we’re still trying to live on this this one?”

Well, obviously fact that we both happened to be on the same website at roughly the same time is proof positive that you don’t have worms in your brain. Checkmate, I guess.

Get off the internet. It’s rotting your brain.

“jealousy from an insignificant little TV critic”

It works both ways. My opinion of woke shitheads like you makes me better appreciate Rogan.

“A week later, I watched a clip of Ma’Khia Bryant’s mother as she stoically told the world who her daughter was in the aftermath of Ma’Khia’s murder at the hands of Columbus, OH police”

If this was Tim McGraw or someone then they’d be shitting all over this apology.

“he’s a union busting, transphobic asshole whose greatest claim to fame is acting like an out-of-control toddler on Twitter.”

Check out Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History. It’s probably the best podcast out there.

Literally everything you just said was wrong. Even the bit where you tried to snarkiky quote me was wrong because you misspelled ‘deprecating’.  Try again, or, better yet, don’t.

This is nonsense. Rogan’s podcast is a conversation, not a seminar, and Rogan’s listeners know that going in. And when Rogan offers his opinion on something they know that he isn’t speaking with any sort of authority. Moreover “The cult” has no influence over who he chooses to invite. If they did, the guests would be…

I think he’s genuine, honest, and generally pretty smart. That doesn’t mean I’m going to give any credence to his lay opinions. Maybe some people do, but that’s true of literally anyone with any audience of any size, as well as every Op-Ed writer in the country, very few of whom are experts in many of the fields they…

Yeah, dork...dweeb...nerdlinger, basically any word with connotations of physical weakness and resentment will do.

Hmm. Interesting. Very astute. Tell me, have you ever considered getting cancer?

Exactly! When Rogan advocates for higher taxes on the rich, or universal healthcare, or a more liberal immigration policy, or prison reform, or ending the drug war, or any of a number of other left wing positions his critics here don’t say shit. That’s because literally 100% of the information they get about Rogan is…

“It’s the same bizarre, worshipful instinct that leads Barstool Sports readers to swarm perceived haters on Twitter, inspires Joe Rogan listeners to treat the word of a sitcom second-stringer as gospel, or goads millions of people to pledge their allegiance to Trump, rather than a coherent, fixed political platform.”

It’s clear from context that Harriot didn’t recognise the Kool-Aid reference.

“That time he gave $50,000 to other noted Trump sycophant, QAnon-loving lawyer Lin Wood, to bail out white supremacist double-murderer Kyle Rittenhouse?”

“If something has been misconstrued, an apology and a total disavowal of any connection to white supremacist doctrines is called for”

My ranking: