I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. Sharapova might have a stronger and more successful brand at least in terms of overall income, but I’ll be damned if everything I see Serena do aside from the court isn’t plugging something or another. (Aside from the cameo in 7 days in hell)

The helmet looks more “Roman Centurion” than “Golden Knight” to me. I want to see a chivalrous man in a resplendent suit of armor on a hulking destrier, war lance in one hand and oaken shield in the other.

cleats and tennis just don’t seem like they’d work, considering you have to slide while staying upright. Sometimes even on hardcourt : O

Pens are clearly in the heads of the Preds at this point.

WHOA “at least a half hour drive from downtown” better get some redskins fans takes on this.

3... how many times did they cause the dead puck era? How many lockouts were a cause of that? How many people enjoy watching that brand?

No one wants to watch the shit ass quagmire of a style of hockey the sens play. Surprising.

I don’t think whipping out hockey credentials in the comments section is gonna do any good, so I’ll defer. And you’re probably right about crying about refs, I just haven’t seen that level of egregiousness in a very long time. Especially when eye gouges are allowed

Ok mr “Playoff hockey” how about the world’s softest call on Hainsey that lead to your 5 on 3? And is that the kinda shit you want to see? Players literally laying on top of other players to prevent scoring chances? Exciting. You’re a hockey purist I can tell.

Can we discuss the goal that wasn’t? and the 10+ other plays like this?

and when you’ve been hit with injuries worse than any other team. I think it has to hurt a lot.

Simple comments like this are just great sometimes.

Who’s stealing? I’m not putting this on my blog claiming it’s mine. I posted it in a community comments section for people to enjoy (and they did btw).

A friend sent this to me, but if you say so. Also, is it considered “high brow” to advertise for your middle school humor themed blog in the comments section of deadspin?