If you're going to leave a man hanging, make it Hideki Irabu.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Rob ford:

Almond took no joy in this fight.

either that or the greatest wave ever.

"I'm gonna burn your [expletive] house down!"

Drafty dodger, that one.

Shanahan: "I always lie."

To be fair that Pauly D look alike deserved it

Oh, sure. Andre's a good guy, but when Fred Smoot buys expensive and extravagant toys, all he gets for it is mockery.

I think it's a recently unearthed Native American grave-site, to be fair.

$6 billion? That's not just chump Chang.

less common variation of the Idiot On The Field phenomenon: Idiot On The Court

You will be missed. You were the only guy left who didn't write about soccer.

Best of luck, Dom. You'll always be my second-favorite Deadspin writer who went to a Pennsylvania Catholic university that sucks at A-10 basketball. Go Dayton Flyers!

We are currently working on developing his left handed curve ball.

What? He says "Tomlinson was on the field!" at least once. That's his name for Tomlin.

Tomlinson was on the field!

J. Gruden, I believe. It was re: USC job and Gruden's "QB camp."