Well, Will Hill (who I went to high school with) fulfilled my shame requirement long ago.

My Dearest Larroquette,

Billy Zoom and X make the pain go away.

Anyone who won Last Comic Standing. That show is a cesspool for anyone with comedic talent.

"Stevie Johnson, these are the dropped balls that should have you losing your faith in Me."

Like An Inflatable Clown, Set To An Adorable Child’s Song

Shit happens.

"Good thing Dallas didn't put on a third-trimester clinic."

"Miami sounds harder than Jacksonville."

A rather tortured booty-dropper is what the movie Se7en is called in Japan.

Cuban says Dallas punked the shit out of JFK fans

Dirk is 4-21 and Dallas is up by 12.

When a European drafted in the 2005 first round does something of note against you, never a good thing.

O AN HE PERPLEX ME

I had a feeling Mike Brown wasn't referring to Ira Newble when would cryptically say "The Sixth Man" at Cavalier press conferences. Actually, he wasn't talking about LeBron's toe either, but Anderson Varejao's penis.

"My nickname is going to be subzero!"

"Do you want to meet the Sugar Man?"

OldHossRadbourn

SeanSalisbury: @ZackMeisel dear zac and david, watch out now your on deadspin. get a big jew lawyer and sue for your reputation back

The B-side of this Hub Aid song was the classic "Do They Know It's Integration?"