He probably wishes he were back in Karlifornia right now.

"I thought his BAC was safe enough for him to drive, just like Declan Sullivan and the... oh wait, Nate transfered."

"Wait, 'Stumptown Footy' isn't an amputee porno site?"

"Sorry: Hineygate?"

I have three Hatey McLife jewels.

5-3 B's.

Literature DUAN:

All right, stoppage time, where Man U really ratchets up the offense in CL finals.

"Absolute clinic in distribution around the box"

Playing pick-up sports with someone who is crazy good DUAN:

I can't think of another instance, maybe in any sport, in which a country has been united against a certain group of men playing a certain sport

I cannot fathom how difficult it has been for Rose to ponder his decision made long ago that got him permanently evicted from the facet of life that gave him so much joy for over 20 years. Night after night, thinking, "Why did I do that? Am I really that incorrigible of a person? Was what I did really that heinous an…

If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer, by O.J. Simpson

Movie DUAN:

This Jamaica's a real Muffalo Soldier.

I wouldn't have caught it except I comment over at Puck Daddy.

I actually had a comment that I made here (on the Canucks flasher post) posted verbatim in the comment section of Yahoo's Puck Daddy post on the same topic.

1. Bill Maher

I always wondered where his "Gentlemen, the dragon has come" call came from whenever Hideki Irabu took the mound.

Henrik and Daniel are pleased they're no longer the softest twins at Rogers Arena.