What the fuck were Brett Clark and Victor Hedman doing on the 6th goal? Leaving someone that open in front of the goal on a penalty kill is inexcusable, let alone at full strength.

Goddamn, that was a snipe from Seguin.

Here's two stories about former Canadiens/Leafs/Nordqiues brawler John Kordic. I figured they would be appropriate considering Jack's story on Derek Boogaard earlier today (albeit Kordic died from a result of a drug overdose).

@FavreFAIL: Relegation always seems nice, but the only reason it works in soccer is because all those teams at all the levels are separate entities. An AHL team would get thrashed at the NHL level.

Hockey DUAN:

Do i really believe it was a mom and not some guilty thief (insert N word here cause were from Mississippi and were all still ridiculously racist)

Revelation of the Night thus far:

Andrew Bynum felt like getting a head start to the golf course.

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We are a 'chocolate' comment section now?

A Counterpoint: Dear Women, Please Grab our Dicks. Sincerely, Men.

The Kraft Singles "Say Cheese and Squeeze Cam" really should have never left the drawing board.

@Landycakeboss: I remember when I lost my dear, sweet Virginity. 'Twas a time of utter confusion, sexual frustration, and a myriad of hot flashes...

Him calling Devin Setoguchi Tamagotchi absolutely killed me.

I actually have a college friend from Downers Grove.

Deadspin I-Team DUAN:

I listen to Tell 'Em Steve-Dave and Hollywood Babble-On sparingly mostly because they feature as little of Kevin as possible and at least Ralph doesn't Kevin (ironically) babble-on because he's usually stoned out of his mind whenever he does those podcasts. When Kevin isn't stoned stupid, he's a pretty cordial and…