Political DUAN:

Tell them. Anticipate some blowback (no pun intended), but expect acceptance after a while and not approval. I think far too many LGBT's make the mistake of seeking approval from people to whom they're afraid to tell and confusing that with acceptance. I think your parents certainly won't approve (but let's be real,…

And this one ended quickly. Horrid defense by the Kings on that goal.

Playoff Goalie DUAN

I do, because I'm praying Wayne Rooney crashes it and fucks everything with a pulse.

"From now on, you can be sure the only hurried runs Gutierrez will have will be towards fly balls in centerfield."

I love the Giant Center. There's one thing we can agree on.

So on an average basis, the Rangers were a better offensive team than the Caps this season and basically the same defensive team. So how did the Caps win the East while the Rangers barely snuck in?

Where has he come up big? At Hershey and Plymouth?

If they keep playing like this, they'll get their shit rocked in the next round. The Rangers are a shitty, shitty offensive team (of whom I am a fan) and I'm dubious as to how Neuvirth will hold up against a team that has offense.

New scenes from the play "La Quebecois aux Folles?"

Metaphysical DUAN:

I actually had a seder at my Catholic grammar school once (go figure) and all the envy I had built up for Jews due to Bar/Bat Mitzvah money dissipated.

It was located right next to a cut of pork that looked like Christian Peter.

"As I recall it, that phenomenon originated in New Orleans and not too long ago they won the Super Bowl, so things do change."

Hopefully this doesn't taint his wonderful legacy. It's easy to get lost in the tennis swamp.

"Hey! It's not a creep, but a really nice ad, you know. One of the most genuine things to come out of Southern California in a while."

Don't fret, Roberto Luongo gets irritable bowel syndrome whenever he hears "Chelsea Dagger".

I don't like elbows as much as the next person, but don't expect me to weep for Kaleta.