And we could have pushed out a Loggins song.

And that was a hell of a shot to end it.

"Fuck the Police."

"I see so much potential in this Outdoor Life Network. The next lockout we'll tell people how to actually find it on a consistent basis."

Does Versus even have regional power? I was watching the Rangers on MSG last night (VS. blackout) and all they did was show a documentary and intermittent highlights during commercial breaks. The Penguins highlights were from FSN Pittsburgh, the Ducks from SportSouth, and tonight's Flyer highlights are coming from CSN…

I will in about 3 months. Goddamn, 1990 seems like a while ago.

Salisbury's lady doesn't put up with shitty defense.

And some Bacardi, too.

NYPD NEEDS TO BE NOTIFIED OF SUCH A FLAGRANT ASSAULT!

Cranky Deadspin Fan's Guide to Nick Denton?

Bruce and the gang at their finest.

I was at the opener (I'm a Met fan but someone I knew had tickets) and boy, are the Astros going to be shitty this year. That lineup makes the Mets look like Murderers' Row.

"That's when the screeching about "faggots" and missing comforters and threats of violence comes into play."

I want a chance to give my daughter two names: one that sounds fine until college and the first few years of adulthood and another that sounds fine for age 25 and above. I don't like names that cause me to cringe if I put Aunt or Grandma in front of them. (Aunt Tiffany, for example...)

Bon Jovi. Being from NJ, people think I'm supposed to bow down and worship them. They're shit in my book.

R u nap headed?

Coincidentally, "r u jap" was her nickname for her Asian tutor during her time at Rutgers.

As someone who plays hockey, anyone who can execute that power forward spin that close to the goalie is worth his weight in gold.

Blow me.

I guess he's a Legedu in his own mind.