@fat-leaveher: And that Jason Muzzatti had trouble Wopping the puck.

Good thing they didn't show Mike Milbury's racial slip-up when he tried to say Subban "should be the bigger man."

Some say that he's too young and inexperienced to be the best, but I think his age is what makes him that much more amazing.

@AntoineWalker: Oh dear, +50.

@Phintastic: Whoa... Red-Headed Stepchild 2.0 (formerly Crazy Jamal) = unstarred; Red-Headed Stepchild = starred.

@Maloik: Good link, and I'm going to smoke now was what I meant.

@Maloik: Why thank you for that link! I'm off to puff on a fag as we speak.

@ursa: I love the Canadian descriptions of grades.

Heat Strokes, The Feature: The Splendors of Boredom

@FavreFAIL: You should hear his commentary on The Bell Curve...

@Chris Braak: Jon Gruden's gonna be pissed.

@FavreFAIL: Your new owner of the New Orleans Saints, David "White Chocolate" Stern.

@Shut up, Dorn: Greg Oden's Length FC?

And after 13 days of arduous drinking, Haynesworth finally passed Mike Shanahan's barhopping physical.

@Same Sad Echo: Maybe he means, 'Shouldn't talk, shit Raider fans.' Oh those Oaklanders of dubious repute!

@Chazz Michael Michaels: So said Mama Smurf.

"LSU at 10 and Boise State at 11 should be switched"

I'm still holding out hope that one of these entries will have an anecdote about Larry Taylor's masturbatory habits.

"They got bitches in the kitchen room making my hashbrowns, and they ain't leavin' til 6 in the morning."

However, Andy Reid talked for 20 minutes and mentioned Fig Newtons fifteen times.