Well to be fair, Karen Owen's vagina and a dog's tongue probably are similar in elasticity and length at this rate.

"bleep fucktion"

@100percentinjuryrate: Even Mariucci and Millen 'defended' him.

@Always Winning: He has three accounts currently. He uses normal comments and/or different handles to get approved and once he is approved he changes it to his whole Red-Headed Stepchild shtick.

Drew thinks the same thing when anyone dares question his integrity regarding poop history.

Deleted scenes from Robot Deadspin:

@Walk Off HBP: Failbot sounds like a great name for Deadspin Ti's weekly feature on hookups gone bad.

@The CFL Allstars: And the Calgary Roughriders would finish second.

I want to see Mike Singletary blame this loss on Jesus, and come out next week with a pentagram across his neck.

The Southern Tip of the Malay Penisula.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Red-Headed Stepchild's urban cousin taking over where he left off.

He doesn't know you're a bloody mess

So this is where Tim Lincecum's parents started dating.

Sincerely,

I believe Alabama tried to do the same thing to Cam Newton in pre-game Friday with the medical cart.

Needless to say, she did very well today at the "Win Your Breast Weight in Buckeyes" contest in downtown Columbus.

Just watched Louis C.K.'s Shameless. It canceled out every shitty thing I watched on TV this week.

I just figured out my HDTV costs more than most housing in Detroit.

@Armen Tamzarian: Everybody wants to rule Bristol

I thought Leach would just punish Craig James by making him sit near certain garbage cans during College Gameday.