Bethlemen Shoals was the hotel that refused Mary and Joseph, and I believe.

@MitchKayak: "Devil's Advocate Heat Strokes" was the headline after Lou Lamoriello finally signed Ilya Kovalchuk to a contract, I believe.

@KareemCheese: Because got all them teeth and no toothbrush!

However, he was found guilty of killing Mark Wohlers' career.

I was wondering why they were calling American Airlines Arena "The Gulag".

Travis Henry used to dodge and weave through the football field with the greatest of ease, now he dodges and weaves through child support laws.

"Fuck that list."

Defense Expert Witness List:

Boy, he would have loathed Graham James' trick play, the Hockey Sock Cock Shock.

Well, Josh Hamilton was on the heralded web show Pros v. Blow. He beat out Micheal Ray Richardson and Bob Probert in the finals.

The impressive thing is Greg Oden's cock actually took that picture.

"Who Wants To Watch A Bunch Of Trick Plays?" said a drunken Paul McCartney while hoisting Heather Mills' prosthetic airborne.

Just swap it with some FSU players for a Dillard's gift card.

I knew they called it the "nosebleeds" for a reason.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: You've got to be shitting me, kid

@Landycakeboss: "Spike's in Hell. Spike's in Pee-Wee football Hell."

Bear Bryant called this "morning practice".

I tried to "Stan Up" once. I hit my girlfriend and sent an angry letter to Master P for not responding to my prior queries.

Uh, Colie, you had Marc Savard for all of 14 games in 1997-98 before he got called up again by John Muckler after you got shit-canned later that season.

Here's A Spectator Getting Absolutely Nailed In The Head With A Golf Shot