"Pools and Puddles of Purple Passion"

He's a schoolteacher? Should have just nailed Krabappel, man.

@Hatey McLife: Or my favorite, "He seems to have unsheathed a length of skin-clad tube. His anatomy has broken cloth and he ransacks his dignity before releasing several arcs of liquid silk."

Immediately after discussing the intricate issues and the fallacies of upper-middle-class white lacrosse stereotypes, Rabil iced the NY Times reporter.

From "The Drive" to "The Grift"

As opposed to their ruined Hanukkah venture, Jew Dat?

@MopUpReliever: I prefer my Hartman like this.

Back when the circle jerk was merely a celebratory dance.

Eagerly awaiting this one:

Yes, the sponsors and MLB call it Tropicana Field, but the Tampa city files say "Superfund Stadium".

Yes, there was a car commercial with a speed test drive on a German racetrack about 2/3 of the way through.

@Stanfield's Muscle: "school in the Bronx" = Manhattan College

However, Smash by Howard Johnson is an epic tale of America's greatest baseball bat corker.

@Lionel Osbourne: "You have a massive schtick."

@A Duck With a Lisp: Someone has a Drew/AJ smoky eye agenda.

The definition of Smokey Eye at Urban Dictionary comes with the following sentence:

I'm waiting for Favre to throw a dick six.

However, the Utah Jazz have decided on "Mother, Father" as their team anthem this year.

Son of Getting Slammed

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I'm curious about Iracane and Craggs.