@Tulos_Mullet: "she's a very good, funny writer"

Here's one you missed:

@Lionel Osbourne: And a car.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And that bandbox of a stadium they play in, man.

Watching someone from Florida mock Alabama's backwardness is like watching someone from Detroit mock Appalachia's poverty.

@FootballGenius: Are you being satirical (in this case you deserve starred commenter status) or not?

@twoeightnine: A screen-printed Cedric Ceballos Suns jersey usually signifies it for me.

VORP = Value over replacement pussy.

"I'd like to have given her the triple asian flu."

@FavreFAIL: Ironically, this was a rough draft for a potential AXE ad.

Tyson: Realest Man ever?

If I'm the Bears, I'm a figment of Dennis Green's imagination.

"We put some new rags in — y'all think I'm kidding, but I'm serious.

I miss the days when the Jewish Defense League was a superhero group consisting of Dolph Schayes, Andre Tippett, and Mathieu Schneider.

However, the lead singer in the Scottie Pippen jersey stormed off when he heard Kukoc had a drum solo.

Danzig seems like someone who would eat a poopburger on stage for fun. Or maybe Grant the Rock and Roll Mormon.

@AzureTexan: The parts of Sheldon and Theoren will be played by Daniel Radcliffe and Michael Cera respectively.

I actually first heard of Deadspin when Fire Joe Morgan endorsed you guys during the 2007 Sports Blog of the Year voting. Eventually, my reading of the blog went from sporadic to daily especially after Buzz Bissinger lost it on Leitch on Bob Costas' show.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "Expression of pity" doesn't come off in a condescending tone at all to you?

Jeter playoffs: .313/.383/.479