@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yes, envy me! The fan of the team in South Bronx who so happens to win at a good rate, and whose impact I have on the team ranges between non-existent and minimal at best.

Fuck. Apologies to Arthur_Digby_Sellers.

A lot better than the time Marge Schott played Peter Cetera's "Next Time I Fall" at Opening Day 1996.

@Dandy Koufax: The hard-rock band Mammy is opening for kiss.

Coincidently his favorite pick-up line at bars is asking women is they want to see he "Mazzulla Vuvuzela".

look at all you jerkoffs trying to get me into ur hall of fame lol. 75 percent threshold is some real weak shit and if any of you cross me in these comments i still have my big jew lawyer on speed dial to sue you.

Happ pinches off Cardinal Offense, Wins 3-0

Finally someone getting off on Chatroulette who doesn't look like the Pringles mascot and Mark Mangino.

I can only assume that if you compress two or three days into one a few times a week you're golden.

I'M A MAN ABOUT IT!!!! I STILL GOT MORE GIRLIES THEN U

The Town N' Country Packers needed him to beat their hated rivals, the Super 8 Giants.

What Shouldn't You Do In Wee-Hours Milwaukee?

@FavreFAIL: Just wanna throw Brien Taylor in the mix too. Always good to get a reference of him in a comment.

This is nothing new, Billy Martin used to give third base to female fans all throughout the 70s.

Can't wait to see who wins the Nokia Lactate Bowl.

Dibble still thinks David Clyde is a pussy.

Seems all the more appropriate when you take the kidnapping charge into account. Malik Sealy also has a track on the same album called "Lost in the Sauce".

It really is impressive when you consider how Jordan was basically thrown into the fire at AA ball, where most teams do not even place their #1 draft picks until 2-3 years into their careers.

Young Boys cannot penetrate White Hart Lane, go down 4-0 to Spurs

Dong shots