Wow, he's becoming Nicolas Cage minus the Oscar.

"Speed" makes no sense at all.

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey came out in 1991 (same year as Point Break). Speed came out in 1994.

Not even in Canyon Country?

Met her on the eve of my birthday!

She's in twice as many episodes as Fillion.

Now that China can see it, it's only gotten more popular!

I so want that cowboy hat.

This movie looks fun. But then again, so did Hot Pursuit.

Since I'm in the middle of looking for a place in Santa Clarita, I've gained some knowledge of the good and bad parts of town.

"It worked for Elvis and Justin Timberlake."

I know that Tarantino wanted to do a follow-up to Kill Bill where Copperhead's daughter seeks revenge on the Bride for her mother's death, even filming some scenes with the little girls who played Copperhead's and the Bride's daughters. Guess he's moved on from that idea.

Bot mitzvah'd? Are you a fembot?

The people living near the 5 Freeway are WAY tastier than the ones living near the 14.

Dammit, that's right! I knew I should have looked it up first. I do remember, without looking this up, that Kieran Culkin played her son.

Best Homer/Brain exchange of yesteryear:
Homer: $20?! Oh, I wanted a peanut!
Brain: $20 can buy lots of peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Andrew Davis has yet to repeat the success he had with "The Fugitive". His biggest hit since is probably the YA adaptation "Holes".

13-year-old me enjoyed "Nowhere to Run", though it was rather light on martial arts action for a Van Damme movie. The plot was basically a remake of "Shane". I remember the sex scene between Van Damme and Helen Slater more than anything else about it.

So, like the Farrelly Brothers, make a sequel to the movie that put you on the map, following a string of flops and a follow-up to that movie that you had nothing to do with.

Yeah, that Andy Dick subway scene was completely unrealistic. I mean, they jump onto an overland train that says Union Station on it; how did they wind up in the Valley?