Just name it The Metroid. So that way Metroid can fly her ship The Metroid as she goes to kill Metroids. It keeps it nice and streamlined and I don’t have to remember a bunch of weird sci-if names.

This thread hurt me. 

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

“Its the wood that makes it good.”

After completing this quiz I realized I regret everything in my life that collectively led me to this point.

But kneeling football players are disrespecting our veterans!

I feel the opposite way. As a parent I went along with the Santa myth. It’s a good first step for a child to develop their own critical thinking skills. I mean, it makes no sense if you think about it at all. In the movie Elf, Santa’s sleigh can’t fly because people don’t believe in him. Why would adults not believe…

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

Could use some lessons.

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

My uncle who works at Nintendo said it's simply a matter of beating a specific dungeon 99 times in a row with a certain item equipped, but he wouldn't say which one.

Yes. Having studied social norms in the medieval and early modern period, and having read a considerable amount about material culture, there are at least two kinds of etiquette:

PROTEIN.

This is true for basically all games.

She didn’t have her lvl. 5 key card selected in her inventory. 

A Night Out. Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. By Chris M. Hatcher.

Correct. Then again, I thought this was a given considering he has a frikkin wizard on the payroll that has been shown in various games to sprinkle pixie dust on small enemies, making them much larger.