No abortion but coerced sterilization is OK? WTF

So there is a way to get free birth control from the gov’t?

Are you absolutely certain of that, Rafi?

Be nicer to the Nazis! Otherwise you’ll look unreasonable!

This makes me all warm and tingly.

“This sounds like it adheres to the United States Constitution perfectly. Let’s go for it!”

It’s like she was trying to write an anecdotal definition of tone deaf.

Ivanka has it in her head that she has to defend Trump no matter what, because he’s her father but she knows exactly what he is. But she’s been raised to be a good little team player so she’ll cheer him on no matter what he does.

It only stuck me last week how... constructed her voice is.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s just one order away from having his next pizza from Papa John’s free.

I had no real desire to play Battlefront last night (I just started Titanfall 2, so I wanted to dig into that), but it felt right to hop into a multiplayer game and shoot some stormtroopers as Her Worshipfulness.

I think we just did... :(