I want a prequel game that focuses on the origins of what makes that damn mountain lion so damn angry.

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Apparently you never went hunting. Or got attacked by a cougar.

Kobe informed the rest of the team that nobody was allowed to help me on defense

I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in the NBA of course.

Frankly I’m shocked. He used the right “there.”

One question for Fred Willard’s hair

Teacher did it...

RIP Hit stick.

Steph is so rich he doesn’t even wear a normal white T-shirt in his backyard.

I was referring to when I tried to play some of the Black Ops and whatnot and got spawned killed all the time. I do like the team aspect.

As someone who has read about this game for months, I’m close to buying it. First though, is there any way a noob can play and not get smoked immediately? Beginner servers? Ranked pairings?

Valencia, just like Butler, hit around 240.

Love how baseball reporters will tweet what they just got scooped on and put “@shitsandwich had it first.” Bruh, just RT that stuff.

The Guamanian restaurant I go to offers Capri Suns with no irony. Goes great with the red rice and finadene sauce.

Oh no! Your trusty steed!

Is the mountain lion still as deadly? Man, that cat was brutal.

Hunt like crazy. They have a great system that places certain animals in appropriate areas. Also, fuck that mountain lion. You’ve been warned.

They sent us all out for recess after it happened. I remember sitting there looking at each other, knowing some shit happened that made adults cry.

Anything the Warriors did from around 94-2010.