pressing his body against [hers] and asked her if she ‘felt it.’

Do all school administrators get a deal on the sleeveless zip up fleece?

“the Nevada Gaming Control Board has decided that only incumbent Nevada casinos may offer fantasy sports”

It was hella hot in Sacramento last night. The fact he’s still not sweating during that painful line of questioning tells us what a sociopath he really is.

Do yourself a favor and log in separately on your birthday, or the date you entered early in the game. Worth it.

I gave D-Dog a glass eye. He’s creepier now.

Have you not played Rocket League? That about made my yearly subscription worth it with the hours I put in on the free game.

Clicked on the video just to hear the groans and reactions...

At least when Gavin steals, it’s just someone’s wife. And although he likes younger women, they are at least legal.

Did I miss the part about the one quiet guy, that just “got out” who spends an hour sizing you up.

So Uncle Rico finally finished that highlight real eh...

Man, imagine this with Far Cry 4 animals...

The guy forgot who is his sister and dead dad are. So, maybe forgetting a traumatic event is part of his head case issues.

I wrote about our Wiffle team winning a championship once in college.

Dauber? I barely knew her...

“I was hoping to figure out which NBA player he did look like”

Even she’s like, “Whaaaaaa?”

Chan Ho-duken!

Just got suspended indefinitely for “Suspending a handsome man for lying about air.”

1:13 mark: “I always forget we can go to the bar for breakfast.”