I can't be the only one who does this on the way home from the bar after a few too many.

What, no dates?

I live in Western New York, so yes.

Awesome and hard to ride.

@Robert Anhalt: I'm afraid the goggles do nothing.

Is that teak?

@ps61318: I heard he can make dovetail joints with his bare hands...just saying.

I just keep one of these handy...

@DanBroChill: Fellow Gizmodians persuaded me to take the plunge and I am forever grateful. With a big heart and an even bigger disclaimer I urge you to do the same. Godspeed?

No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes?

@DanBroChill: CyanogenMod is soo worth it but you have no idea untill you jump ship. Here's a link that got me through the process.

@Wolfstone is informative: I stand behind my sarcasm.

Maybe this will actually play on my Hero...

Oh for Christ sakes, this shit is getting out of hand.

The North Face did this years ago (5), albeit for $400 more dollars...

Or you know, we could just train these guys some more...

@lockewebster: Beat me too it!

"Okay. Fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame-nudging!