I went to New Orleans and Biloxi for a week a year after Katrina hit to try and help with a volunteer organization. I do not remember what I ate, and that was a year after the storm. I remember almost everything I eat.

Those photos are of very tiny portions. Nice catch. It is only because I am not good at taking photos and wanted to make very neat little piles so you could see everything.

I know, right?

Keep saying things like that. I want to convince them to do video with me feeding the staff things that will mildly upset them.

That is correct.

I don't know if you saw my linked post on my site, The Pizzle, but I did have a bunch of them previously. They're absolutely awful — I always thought people were exaggerating. They weren't, and you aren't.

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

I was wondering if anyone would notice that. I get up right around 8 every day including weekends, but generally don't eat until I get ragingly hungry, which is why I eat my first meal so late.

Hello. My stomach and mouth were somewhat confused about the taste of fresh food. Since my appetite was somewhat down I could only eat about half of what I normally do, but that didn't stop me from forcing myself to eat twice what I normally do.

In every MRE is a golden ticket straight to Heaven where you don't go poo for like five days.

This is horseshit. It's DSL.

I want to do this! I want to see recaps of John and Marah punching my face in from my hospital bed.

I used to eat a lot of it. They sell it at Old Navy. My friends knew how much I liked it and bought some for me when they saw it. The ice cream sandwiches and the mint chocolate chip are my favorite.

YES!

Thank you. I accept your prayer. I am in Heaven right now and we have Internet up here too.

WILL HOW DO I GET THAT COOL STAFF BUTTON?

FIRST!