I threw my Oreck out (OK, gave it away) when I purchased my Dyson DC-25 Animal. The Oreck was pretty good on carpet, but I don't have a lot of carpets, just area rugs…lots of hardwood floors, instead. The inability to turn the beater brush off in the Oreck meant a lot of scattered particles shooting out of the back,…

I'd rather drive around with a giant pile of horseshit on my hood and a sign that says, "Look at me, I'm an asshole! Fuck you!" than drive that abomination.

The car: wearing red with a black interior. The girl: wearing red with a pink interior.

Agree w you 100% regarding the lack of contrast, and I'm an admitted fan of Apple. Hope that gets some attention before release.

I, too, am a tech junkie, and consider myself a bit of a computer tinkerer. I've gone thru my share of laptop PC's, replacing HD's, adding RAM, etc. but as the owner of a higher-spec MBP for the last year, I get the love for them. It is fast, never hangs up, is quiet, and has been issue-free for me. It doesn't NEED…

Perhaps you can make an array of them, creating a roomful of slow, noisy hard drives?

Well said, Nitesh. When was the last time 8GB was interpreted as anything other than RAM? 8GB HD's have been gone for, what, 10 years?

Stop with pointing out someone else's foolish statements that they have no way of substantiating because they've never seen this particular computer…shame on you CamJN, you and your inconvenient facts. (In other words, nice job!)

Better display specs on a laptop? Nope. Larger non-aftermarket SSD? Nope. Not sure where your "affordable alternatives..with comparable or better specs" exist, but they aren't on this planet. Hate on Apple all you want, that's just fine, but don't make foolish, unsubstantiated statements. BTW..just ordered a…

Thank you.

The keys on the MacBook Pro are lit from behind, with the light leaking out around the keys, showing their borders. I'm sure the black letters could be made translucent as well. And, as Doug Nash pointed out, the white keys get dirty-looking.

Crap…looks like I'll have to get started on "Disney Used, Disney Abused: The Selena Gomez Story" instead.

We (the wife and I) had a Chrysler Pacifica as a rental once...holy hell, the B pillars made merging terrifying. You couldn't give me one of those damn things.

Send it to the crusher with a bag full of money inside.

With a dash of Richard Simmons' man-sauce thrown in, to make it less manly.

It's pronounced, "shit", with a short "i" sound, just like it looks. Fitting that it's number two.

When, oh when, will the "tragic and unforeseen, untimely death" of Ms. Lohan finally occur? It's only a matter of time, and the media will fall all over themselves as they try to make sense of just such a "tragedy". Once she's gone, I can finish the final chapter in my soon-to-be-a-major-movie book, "Life and Death…

"I'm not cleaning that up. If you wanted obedience..(lasers activated)..you shoulda got a dog!"

As fake as Dolly Parton's bewbs.

AbsInThe Pops?! Why in the hell would I want my abs in.....ohhh. I read that all wrong.