My kids rode one made with an electric leaf blower, and it was awesome. Although they were on a low-pile carpet and only weighed maybe 80lbs.

Fournier's gangrene (which in this case is the likely diagnosis) is not all that uncommon, and this is occasionally the result. Not that unusual.

Kip Winger approves of this guy..

Kip Winger approves of this guy..

To be fair, I can't tell exactly which of these amorous bonobos is the male and which is female, except that it appears they are employing a traditional "missionary" approach to copulation. Which means that the Yeti may have evolved from bonobos but developed its own unique style of fornication, namely the…

BonerHenge!

True…you'd know the best spots to aim at.

Hopefully the sample won't been ruined by the presence of Tauntaun blood. If so, it may be incorrectly identified as a sample from Robert Pattinson.

Indeed…and I believe he goes by the moniker, Harry. Last seen hanging out with the Hendersons, yes?

If your image is oriented correctly, it appears that the smaller-footed female of the as-yet-unnamed-species prefers to go "cowgirl-style" during coitus, which flies in the face of anecdotal evidence that would suggest a "doggy-style" position that is generally preferred by most upright-walking hominids. Interesting,…

Not sure if it would make for a good ACTUAL table tennis table. The bounce may be different depending on the area of the table that you hit, and if any of the seams are even slightly off, it wouldn't work. Nice looking, though.

Sorry to hear that, French. Hope your health is well.

My only risk (which is minimal) comes from my work, which happens to involve working with the occasional HIV patient and a few surgical sharps. But I won't get it from my wife, bank on it.

No affair, GG. I am absolutely certain of very few things in life. But this is one of those things I am certain of. Perhaps your S.O. leaves you wondering, but not mine.

Nice-looking, but rather derivative in parts. Front view= F430. Side view= (R8+Veyron). Back view= (One-77 + BMW Active Dynamics Concept). Nice, but not completely original.

"If you have sex, you should get tested for HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, on the regular." Not for all of us...married for last 24 years, together for 5 years before that....i think I'm safe from here on out.

MAYBE a net job loss, but not a certainty. There would need to be an awful lot of changes to the industry, and those would require a number of technological jobs. As for the drivers, they'll need to look for another job, yes, but menial jobs aren't really endangered (and if that makes me a dick, I won't apologize…

Not necessarily. There must be jobs associated with the automation of the delivery system that wouldn't be there otherwise. Job loss for driver, yes. Job creation for others, yes.

Three weeks?! The joke wore off on me before I finished reading the associated text. This is dumb.

1995 Volvo 850 T5R wagon….I know only a few made it to our shores, but I still wish they were easier to find at a reasonable price. I want one so bad it hurts.