Well, as long as she stops pressing start when she’s told not to press anything:

Thanks for that! I think Bring The Noise and B-Boy Document ‘99 are the real losses for me there.

Anyone who disagrees with this obvious fact will come along shortly to “correct” me.

Honey Graham Oh’s were the best back when they were made by Quaker. They sold to Post a couple years back and they changed the recipe (enough that they took Graham out of the name and now they’re just honey Oh’s) and they are now just awful. It's an underreported tragedy. 

Please go fucking vote in November.

He got hit by the BFG (bizarre follicle growth) gun in a training accident. You should see his back hair.

“Doom Project Diary, day 667: Been trapped in this base for years now. I keep thinking I fought the last demon, broke the last crystal, grunted the last grunt... but I’m wrong. I wake to an endless sea of laughing, gibbering abominations in an endless bath of death and corruption in endless bases on endless planets.…

Accusations aren’t admissions of guilt. WotC shouldn’t be removing their top players unless evidence is substantial. Congrats to the dude who won.

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

Oh God, just fucking stop. Stop giving the away the entire fucking argument to people who want to blame video games for mass shootings. I don’t care if it’s insensitive. So was Postal. It has nothing to do with what’s in good taste. It has everything to do with how these demands for “sensitivity” every time a game, or…

I literally can’t remember the last time I read a root article and the top comment didn’t awkwardly attempt to rip on white people.

For the wary, for the same price you can get a used Aeron or Steelcase in perfectly good condition for about the same price. All the comfort without any of the embarrassing style.

The importance of having a reliable backup quarterback is why the Eagles got to the Super Bowl and won. Doug Peterson was a lifelong backup quarterback so I know he can relate to Nick unlike most other coaches. I highly doubt they trade him. Every general manager in the league had a free chance to go after Foles when…

Bitcoin is something new and scary. Of course Gawker hates it.