Now Now - I'm 55 and I can tell you it's generally longer than 2 slides - usually gets a reaction, and is seldom problematic.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Thanks! There's another Myrna Minx username variation around these parts, too. Lotsa love for "Dunces." ;)

I know! I think she could have lost the sweater, but I love love love her dress.

Suzanne Collins, I think you looked perfect. And you wear those comfy shoes, girl.

I think this entire ensemble is so classy. The cardigan is adorable and those pumps are perfect for the tea-length. It looks like prom only because of the 50s silhouettes which look great on her.

"Author Suzanne Collins went for cutesy and gold. Not bad, but it's like mom showed up to prom."

Ouch for Collins and ouch for moms. I think she looks nice! She's giving me a toned-down Betsy Johnson vibe.

The error was including it in the list in the first place...the trolls are a (completely predictable) symptom of the problem: TIME made a shitty journalistic decision

I hope the science isn't to be trusted, because I simply do not wish to live in a world without okra.

I love this woman, I am so proud to have campaigned for her in MA and to have her as my senator. I wish she could run AND win for President, sadly I just don't see it. But she can do the party a lot of good, happy they recognize that.

I don't know...but clearly I'm getting old if it this is an attempt at trendy.

She's definitely trying too hard. I've never heard about this thing in my life, and by he looks of it, neither has anyone else.

I feel like a goddamn unicorn. I'm under 30 and I didn't just vote, I also researched all the candidates (even for the local school board) and for both ballot measures.

Bonus points for using "rake," "deign," and "callow" all in the same paragraph, Pinkham. Even more bonus points for spelling "deign" correctly. It's a good day for word nerds around these parts.

So what? She made the choice to become intoxicated, and to depend on this service for transportation. Personally I find it absolutely disgusting to beg strangers for money unless your life depends on it. Even then it's quite disgraceful. She was far from starving, and the chowderhead who wrote this stupid article…

This is why no one takes Jezebel seriously. Resourceful? This girl is just plain stupid, and completely irresponsible. If she knew that she was just a couple hundred dollars away from not being able to pay rent, and decided to go out partying, why wouldn't she watch every penny she spent? No one tricked her into…

I really would like Cabang and Macadangdang to get married and then hyphenate their names. Kids named Cabang-Macadangdang would be spectacular.

Speaking of funny last names, I knew someone whose last name was Cabang, someone I knew had the last name, Macadangdang, and another person had the last name, Sprenkles. I also knew someone named Ecstasy, and I knew another person with the last name, Tease.

I used to chase boys in Norwood. And Braintree. And Avon. And Holbrook.

Small world.