I really would like Cabang and Macadangdang to get married and then hyphenate their names. Kids named Cabang-Macadangdang would be spectacular.

Speaking of funny last names, I knew someone whose last name was Cabang, someone I knew had the last name, Macadangdang, and another person had the last name, Sprenkles. I also knew someone named Ecstasy, and I knew another person with the last name, Tease.

I used to chase boys in Norwood. And Braintree. And Avon. And Holbrook.

Small world.

I don't think he is a bigot, you guys are missing the point. What he is saying about the teachings of Islam is true. As a person that has spent many years in an islamic republic and read the Koran, he isn't entirely wrong. Have you read the Koran? It is a book of exceptions and vengeance. Justice should be served…

Mehitabel (of Archy and Mehitabel fame: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4007… ) does definitely speak the truth.

Heels are evil. Evil evil evil.

Also, he may be a more ergonomic pooper than I am, but at least I know to take my pants down! Or maybe he's so enlightened that he refuses to waste water, and is planning to shake the turds down his pant-leg into a compost bin.

An insurance company has been telling residents of the PNW that it's ok for years.

Heh. My grandfather wore white socks and my father considered it hopelessly old-fashioned and just-off-the-boat. So my father wore black socks. My brothers considered this hopelessly old-fashioned and mid-century, so they wear white socks. My hipster nephew considers white socks with athletic shoes hopelessly…

The Under Toad

WAIT WAIT. What is that thing on the side for?

I love my bamboo tongs that are specifically designed to get things out of the toaster without burning your fingers.

French press. The one I have now is a piece of shit and I'm looking for a new one because they make they best coffee. I'm buying an extra to take on vacation, fuck hotel coffee.

I googled "head on a swivel gif" but instead I got these gifs of owls with incredible ranges of motion:

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most…

Uh, this is weird. I mean it's just a little too try-hard. I can't put my finger on why it's annoying to me, but I'm not crazy about this obvious, aggressively-masculine "sexiness" that requires grabbing your junk. Paul Newman is about as aggressively masculine as I want to get.

These look like a motherfucking death trap. I can feel the blisters from here.

Just because someone shares your political beliefs doesn't mean that they are a good person. I am liberal, there are tons of liberals I don't like because they have personality characteristics that I dislike. There are also conservatives with whom I vehemently disagree, but who possess personalities that I like.